I’m a Little Less Fat

I report back to you a somewhat thinner man. I’m not skinny like my friend Jim the “recreational marathoner“, but then again everyone hates Jim anyway. Well I do at least.
He’s so freaking smug about everything. It’s always,…
“Hey Dave, did I tell you I jog to work even though I live in a different county [...]

Lose the Boat Anchor You Call a Day Pack

Let me start by saying this….my current hunting partner is truly as good a guy as you will ever meet. I would take a beating for him in a hot minute for all the times and ways he has been there for me during the last 10 years of hunting together. Now that I’ve publicly stated [...]

My bathroom scale is the devil….and so is my son.

If you’re bored enough to read this post, I can only assume you read my first one. If not, I’ll cut to the chase and tell you two important facts.
Fact #1–I’m kind of fat.
Fact #2–I drew an Idaho controlled hunt tag for elk.

Please put down the flaming ball of sugar sir…

Well,…… the draw results are out. I get both excited and nervous this time each year. If I DON’T draw, then I can continue muttering obscenities under my breath about how IDFG is clearly involved in a conspiracy against me. If I DO draw, then I have to avoid the aforementioned crazy talk AND I [...]